Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
