So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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