I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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