quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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