Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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