oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This is classic penis vs brain.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
