How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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