to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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