the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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