So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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