I need help removing her.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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