IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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