Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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