Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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