I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize
