Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
