I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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