She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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