Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Enjoy the penises
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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