That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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