he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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