He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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