There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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