i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He better not be in your backpack
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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