No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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