No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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