what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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