But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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