I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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