we're blogging at a bar
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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