You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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