I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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