Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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