Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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