But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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