i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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