Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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