Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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