And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm just crazy horny about you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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