what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
