That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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