p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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