You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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