I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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