He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just found puke in my bra..
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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