all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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