yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i think im in europe. pls send help
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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