I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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