it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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