i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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