We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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