Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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