dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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