He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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