last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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