it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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