I think im going to throw up on grandma
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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