its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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